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Funny Cotton Tote Bag | Contains A Bunch of Shit I Basically Can't Live Without | Hilarious Joke Tote For Her | Gifts for Her


  • Details
    Carry your stuff in this funny conversation piece tote bag that reads: "Contains a bunch of shirt I basically can't live without."

    Funny Cotton Tote Bag | Contains A Bunch of Shit I Basically Can't Live Without | Hilarious Joke Tote For Her | Gifts for Her.

    ♦♦♦ Product Details: ♦♦♦

    A versatile large reusable canvas over the shoulder tote bag that'll withstand whatever you throw in it. Perfect for shopping, laptop, books, trips to the beach, or groceries!
    With long straps, you can carry it comfortably as a shoulder bag.

    ♥ 100% bull denim cotton construction
    ♥ Fabric weight: 13 oz (440 g/m2)
    ♥ Dimensions: 14 ⅜” x 14” (36.5 cm x 35.6 cm)
    ♥ Dual handles
    ♥ Made in the USA


    How do I know if my item shipped?

    Order processing can take up to 5 business days, excluding new sales, touch-ups and back-ordered stock.

    Once order is shipped, I will send you an email with the tracking number.

    Each Order # will include the ship date and a tracking number (US-only).


    Do you offer a tracking number with orders?

    Yes, all orders going to the United States receive a tracking number in real time. International orders will receive a tracking number that may only be valid in the United States. Local carriers may continue to use the tracking number provided to update delivery information.

    Why doesn't my order have a tracking number?

    We try to provide a tracking number for all out-going orders. Some addresses that cannot be verified through location software, or the use a P.O. Box or military address (APO/FPO), tracking numbers may not be provided.


    Can I make modifications to my order once it has been processed?

    In order to ensure all items are processed quickly, I do not allow modifications to an order once it has been processed, including adding rush shipping, style, color, and size changes.
    Please make sure to double check before placing your order.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    2-7 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 2 - 10 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

    But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.